Hoping to Find Something Better 
At Least Better Than What Ya Thought 
So Many Aisles to Venture Down 
So Many Choices You Thought 
Then a Man Come Walkin Down the Aisle 
With a Smile As Wide As the Rain 
But Mom She's Gotta Go Away Again 
And I'm Runnin With the Pain 

Yah, La La La La
You Ask Yourself Why You Can't Stay Just Five More Minutes Alone 
And Walk Away 
You Know It, Mom Knows It, So Whatcha Want 
She Says, One Toy Today, She Says 

Why Only One Or Another Or None At All 
How Come Every Time I Trip I Never Fall 
Then a Man He Come Walkin Down the Aisle With a Smile As Wide As the Rain 
But Mom She Gotta Go Away Again and I'm Runnin With the Pain 

Yah La La La La
[2x]
You Ask Yourself Why You Can't Stay Just Five More Minutes Alone 
And Walk Away 
You Know It, Mom Knows It, So Whatcha Want 
She Says, One Toy Today 

So Many Aisles to Venture Down 
And There's Nothin Lookin Nice 
How Come Every Time I Look Once, I Have to Look Twice 

But Mom She's Comin Round the Bend 
And I'm Buyin Another Toy 
And She Said Son Just Come Along With Me 
But I'm Runnin With the Boys 

Yah La La La
[2x]
You Ask Yourself Why You Can't Stay Just Five More Minutes Alone 
And Walk Away 
You Know It, Mom Knows It, So Whatcha Want 
She Says, One Toy Today, She Says